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Old 09-06-2006, 11:21 AM   #12
Raidergoo
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Gave eulogy at child victim of leukemia
Awarded key to the city
Saved boy from drowning
Anonymously paid for pauper's burial
Arranged for off-season safari
Reconsidered personal ethics
Gave Dad a clubhouse tour
Substitute host on sports talk radio program
Proposed to girlfriend
Went on a guilt trip
Adopted a new hairdo
Bought tickets for straight A students
Broke par on golf course
Practical joke victim
Damaged water cooler during tantrum
Switched brands of sunflower seeds
Insulted an umpire in newspaper
Let newspaper clippings go to his head
Arrested in a dark alley
Grew goatee
Shaved mustache
Wrestled alligator
Went on fighter jet familiarization ride
Complained about contract in the media
Signed up to be organ donor
Chipped tooth
Started to wear more professional wardrobe
Bought cool hunting rifle
Earned concealed carry permit
Switched favorite brand of beer
Quit wearing batting gloves
Lost favorite pair of sunglasses
Named unindicted co-conspirator
Donated to hurricane relief effort
House burned down
Took up gambling on the horses
Bought into a sports bar
Started wearing goggles on field to protect eyes
Won clubhouse poker tournament
Had high school field named after self
Bought a Harley
Started growing a mullet
Fined for being late to team meeting
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