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Old 10-31-2011, 11:21 PM   #1
D-Ray Billy
Minors (Rookie Ball)
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Machesney Park, Illinois
Posts: 22
Virtual Kelly Johnson has no shortage of confidence in his own abilities

So there I was, running the San Diego Padres.

We're playing just under .500 ball. We're hanging in the wildcard race. When all of a sudden, Arizona offers us a trade for a slumping Kelly Johnson.

I take the bait. AND I get them to pay the rest of his salary for the year (Wouldn't want the old payroll to crawl past $30M, after all).

Things were going great until I started talking contracts with Mr. Johnson:




If Billy Beane's scouts were discussing Mr. Johnson, I'm sure they'd mention how hot his girlfriend is.

The nerve!
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