Man, I wish I had your optimism!
Life would always be such a rosy adventure!
But seriously, how can the troops keep up the faith if the man at the top is all doom and gloom? You owe it to them to at least put on a happy face and tell the press you have full confidence that they will win the division in the end!.....
By the way, what are the Teacher's Pet's personality ratings? I'm wondering if he is a suitable candidate for a coaching job with the team....