[Westheim]

Contrary to popular belief, Juan Diaz' desire to win is extremely high. After every terrible outing he has, he will cry for hours before finally going to sleep. Which means, after EVERY outing he has, he will - ...

The coaching staff says he tries as hard as everybody else. Looking at the remains in AAA, there is nothing down there instilling even the most remote hope.

And to be honest, the reason I brought up Diaz over Mauro Rodriguez was plainly the fact that Rodriguez is not on the 40-man roster and the Raccoons don't have money to waste......

By the way, Royce Green is a free agent. I talked to him. $650k were tossed around, but I am sure we could entice him to come here for a bit less than $500k. However, we don't have even that. Poor Royce. We can't fulfill even his admittedly modest financial desires.

Who cares about my desires?

I desire a pitcher named Hogan. I already have Sharp's sharp grounders, in contrast to his rather blunt glove, but I desire a pitcher named Hogan. Then I could break into a whole new level of sillyness talking about Hogan's Heroes down on the field, and deliver game reports in a terrible fake French or German accent.

I have a list of these desires. And I don't even have come to the weirder half of the list yet.