[actionjackson]

Your honour I object, and demand that the Reds return Stan the Man to my Blue Jays immediately. I demand that that GM be escorted from the stadium by security for being a complete MORON!!! I mean, imagine if a young Eugene Church had been a Blue Jays fan in this universe. He'd have been crushed!!! What about the children?!!! Also, please fire that manager before he completely erodes the fanbase!!!