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Old 02-24-2008, 03:07 PM   #3
johnnybourbon
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Originally Posted by Purple Cowboy View Post
I'm running through a test historical sim so I'm not 100% obsessed with "preserving the integrity of the results" and just noticed Chief Bender retired as the all-time wins leader on 399 wins. I just unretired him for the 1952 season at 68 years old in search of just one more victory and put him on the Braves where he spent 19 years of his career after being made the #2 overall pick in the 1902 draft by the then-named Beaneaters!
so, how many wins did he finish with??
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On the corpse. My question is...
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