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Slugger Set to Start on Alternative Workout Regimen
Jim Smith has been terrorizing pitchers for years now. One would argue that whatever workout routine the slugger has been adhering to has paid off in spades.
Well, Jim Smith would disagree.
The [height] [weight] [position] announced this week that he would be embarking on a brand new exercising routine. One that forbids almost any sort of physical exertion.
Said Smith, "Guru Habanjasang has come up with what I think will be an effective workout philosophy." When asked about the lack of actual exercise, Smith replied, "Yes, that's part of the program. Technically, I shouldn't even be running the bases any more, but we've agreed that an acceptable exception."
The Twitterverse exploded with opinions when Smith made the announcement. Smith has issued only one tweet in response: "Guru Habanjasang knows all."
Requirements:
Age >= 30
Work Ethic = Very Low
Power >= 8
Effects
Popularity decreases
Significant decrease to power and gap ratings
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