[legofarley]

The day after the [team] claimed their Championship, the team arrived back in their home town to celebrate with friends and family. Last night, after the parade, many fans were still packed into the Oh! Outstanding Tough Play Sports Bar downtown next to [stadium name].

After last call, a man jumped up on the bar and shouted to announce he would buy everyone in the bar a drink. After completing the credit card transaction and shaking many a hand on his way out the door, he got into a cab and headed home.

Someone near the bar asked the bartender, "Who was that?" The bartender laughed and replied, "You didn't recognize him?! That was [player name]! He plays for the [team]!"

Note: if anyone else has a different idea for the sports bar name, use it. I was just trying to be clever.