[joefromchicago]

• Arizona Sagueros
• Arkansas Diamonds
• Central California Raisin Eaters
• Los Angeles Metro California (for lack of more concise term) Blockbusters
• Colorado Goldbugs
• Delaware Blue Rocks
• South Illinois (think Peoria) Cornjerkers
• Iowa Porkers
• Kansas Wheatshockers
• Kentucky Distillers
• Michigan Bobolinks
• Missouri Mules
• Montana Copper Sox
• Nebraska Prairie Dogs
• New Hampshire Granites
• New York Metro Plutocrats
• Upstate New York Patroons
• North Carolina Swamp Foxes
• North Dakota Frackers
• North Ohio Steelheads
• South Ohio Steamers
• Oregon Widgeons
• The Pennsylvania team that won't be called the Keystones - Mainliners
• South Dakota Pheasants
• Tennessee Tri-Stars
• North Texas Panhandlers
• South Texas Grandes
• West Texas Rustlers
• Utah Gulls
• Virginia Planters
• West Virginia Miners