terrible news from toronto.
this just in: former crack-smoking mayor of toronto guilty of vehicular manslaughter while accidentally running over <insert name> and killing him. it is believe that narcotics were invovled. the toronto blue jays will now be owned by <insert name>.
there... you got a newstory to make
too lazy to google the guy's name -- well, i mean the crack-smoker, but both of them qualify for that statement, lol...