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Good afternoon, baseball fans! In what may be the debut of the worst theme ever, the unaffiliated (not eligible for Our League) London Rippers proudly present their line up for today's game:

Batting first and playing shortstop, Ozzie Smith.
In the second spot, designated hitter, Al Smith.
Hitting third, right fielder Reggie Smith.
In the clean-up spot, first baseman Ryder Jones.
In center field, batting fifth, Andruw Jones.
Hitting sixth and catching, Kevan Smith.
Batting seventh and patrolling left field, Lonnie Smith.
At third base, the number eight hitter, Chipper Jones.
And in the ninth spot, shortstop JaCoby Jones.

Today's starting pitcher is Randy Jones.

Again, the starting batters for London are Smith, Smith, Smith, Jones, Jones, Smith, Smith, Jones, and Jones. With Jones on the mound.