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Originally Posted by Déjà Bru
Send him our way, then! We'll give you Jacoby Ellsbury, Greg Bird, and a bunch of crappy relief pitchers in exchange. If you're feeling feisty and tough, we'll even throw in Clint Frazier.
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Now, you had me at crappy relief pitchers. Who did you think about - … Cessa, Cortes, Hale? I mean, none of them are special, but you should see the animated garbage monsters we're sending out on a daily basis…
If Stroman alone won't get the deal done, we can throw in some certified quality bats that are definitely probably going to return to a field* at some point in your or my lifetime. Like Cespedes. Or Jed Lowrie, who I am assured does actually exist and is still alive although nobody's seen him since last year. Don't worry about their DL status. We routinely take out insurance for our brittle (all) players. We may have even paid the premiums.
Not enough? I can throw in a torrid slugger who will some distant day get a One Hit Wonder card in OOTP PT in J.D. Davis!
My team makes me sad.
*not necessarily a baseball field or cornfield