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Westheim · 07-31-2019, 08:34 AM

Drifting in the detritus of Edwin "Cluster****" Diaz' umpteenth blown save of the year, I had this great idea to make him some extra dollares from TV ads.

Since seeing him pitch (walk, wild pitch, decapitated batter, wild pitch, sac fly - oops, there goes the W) brings out the absolute worst in me, maybe he could become a spokesperson for a manufacturer of anal rinse products. I mean, the connection is already there, thanks to his absolutely godawful ****ty pitching…

Maybe he can help sell enough rectal douches that it won't come at such hardship to him when his career ends at 30 after tingling through every last-place team in either league.

07-31-2019, 08:34 AM	#296
Westheim Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Germany Posts: 13,909	Drifting in the detritus of Edwin "Cluster**" Diaz' umpteenth blown save of the year, I had this great idea to make him some extra dollares from TV ads. Since seeing him pitch (walk, wild pitch, decapitated batter, wild pitch, sac fly - oops, there goes the W) brings out the absolute worst in me, maybe he could become a spokesperson for a manufacturer of anal rinse products. I mean, the connection is already there, thanks to his absolutely godawful *ty pitching… Maybe he can help sell enough rectal douches that it won't come at such hardship to him when his career ends at 30 after tingling through every last-place team in either league. __________________ Portland Raccoons, 94 years of excell-.... of baseball: Furballs here! 1983 1989 * 1991 * 1992 * 1993 * 1995 * 1996 * 2010 * 2017 * 2018 * 2019 * 2026 * 2028 * 2035 * 2037 * 2044 * 2045 * 2046 * 2047 * 2048 * 2051 * 2054 * 2055 * 2061 1 OSANAI : 2 POWELL : 7 NOMURA \| RAMOS : 8 REECE : 10 BROWN : 15 HALL : 27 FERNANDEZ : 28 CASAS : 31 CARMONA : 32 WEST : 39 TONER : 46 SAITO Resident Mets Cynic - The Mets from 1962 onwards, here.