Very apprehensive in my approach to PT today, like a wild animal engaging with the bait from the outside of a giant steel cage live trap. The reason? The Raccoons are 16-11 in Perfect after April, which made me wonder at first whether my dark sorcery had worked, and then whether they had been accidentally scheduled to play between six and … well, 27 games against the boys from the Willamette Institute for the Limbless and the Blind*, but apparently that didn't happen either…
Just taking my PT with a grain o' salt here…
The 7-19 Rebs appear to be in over their gray caps, clinching a silver goody for ten lost battles in a row in their first season in Gold. Weird. There isn't even a Tecumsehs team in the league…
Accountants aren't much better, 10-16, also in last place. Bad luck seems involved though with most offensive stats seeing them rank much higher than their actual number of runs scored. Probably a case of a few of those 0-for-12 games with RISP.
… or doom is near.
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*dynasty running gag