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Old 03-14-2020, 08:34 PM   #3125
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'Burner' Morales? Is he an arsonist? Is it safe to bring my children to the ballpark now?
You should check out the pictures of the burn marks he left on the (AAA) baseballs. They're on Gobble.

Everything's on Gobble now. I will launch a complaint with the league office. (picks up antique speaker of rotary phone and starts with nearly a full spin for an 8)

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I can field that one...

About 1 on 666,666,666.....

Unless, he is paid to do so (he is an accountant, after all), we will not be seeing the Raccoons in OOTP 21 any time soon... Maybe when OOTP 30 comes out, he will upgrade to OOTP 20....
Fairly close estimate there! All this newfangled stuff...! Everything was better in the olden days. The baseball players. TV. And the booze had more spin, too.

Talking about spin. (keeps wheeling on the phone) Maud? - Maud! - My finger hurts from dialing!
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