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The Confidence Man Minute with Travis Miles

This is a transcript from Travis Miles’ post-game sign off of Game Three of the DCR Series of the Week.

If you listened to my broadcast last week, then you remember me bragging about how the Commonwealth Baseball Organization had more drama than the Wastelands. Well, folks, Fairline Hill Estates just shouted out, "Hold my beer!"

I was telling my sound engineer, Nina, that I couldn't imagine this weekend having much more excitement than last weekend. That was before a gang of men who wear *********** diapers decided to crib bomb a CBO player. That's wild, man, straight up Old C.

Reports earlier today say that the victim of that crib bomb, Crick Dubya, will probably live, at least at this point, but he won't be using his right arm again. These are just reports, but an unnamed source working in the clinic stated that Dubya's arm was blasted to bone and hanging meat.

Relatedly, the man hunt for the Toddlers gang and their leader is still in effect. Commissioner Nate Howard is expected to address the issue when he becomes available, but the crib bomb stopped Howard from further wheeling and dealing with what was supposed to be this weekend's biggest news, the arrival of John-Caleb Bradberton. We talked a lot about him on Thursday and what his presence could mean for the future of baseball in the Commonwealth. I'm sure Publick Occurrences will spend some time writing about that this week, so I will move on to a quick recap for the weekend.

In our games, Vault 81 was supposed to have all of the advantages, but the Yao Guai did not get the holotape for the first game. Despite dropping the next two games and losing their 3rd pitcher, the Yao Guai have something to take away from the weekend.

For the Dwellers, they probably have the early favorite for the MVP of the CBO in Erns Gold. He just keeps banging out hits and putting them over the fence, though his home run streak ended at seven games. Otherwise, the entire team is hell at the plate, meaning they are likely to be one of the teams standing when the regular season ends.

Well, this has been "The Confidence Man Minute." I am Travis Miles, your DC Radio host, coming to you live every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday from the ballpark. Next weekend, we're heading to the movies at Starlight Drive-In where we will watch the Starlight Lady Killers take on the Concord Radstags in our first look into the Institute League this season. Until then, let's hope the rest of the CBO players can stay safe in the Commonwealth. It's not what it once was before Nate Howard came around, but dangers are always lurking. Peace out! Whatever that means.