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Originally Posted by Bub13
Hey, who's that guy leading the FL in HR, RBI, and OPS? You should try to get him.
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(calmly opens a package with razor blades and puts one of them in his mouth)
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Originally Posted by Bub13
And seeing all the "win or get shut out" games you're playing reminds me of an old Don Drysdale story. The Dodgers in the '60s had some good teams, but also had some teams that couldn't hit their weight. But they were always in the hunt because of Koufax and Drysdale on the mound. Drysdale was away from the team for some reason one night, and got a call from a clubhouse guy saying "Did you hear? Sandy pitched a no-hitter!" Drysdale's response was "Did we win?"
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There is a similar story about the '60s Mets, where someone called the newspaper to get the result of the Mets game before the paper was out. He was told they scored 15 (or some other high number). Well. "Did they win?"
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Originally Posted by Bub13
Does that help? No?
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(entirely calmly puts another bowl of razor blades on the table)
(opens mouth and digs into the bowl with both paws)