Today in the CBO
News and Notes - Reports from around the Commonwealth
by Nat Wright-Kowalski
30 May 2296 - Nordhagen Beach Fans Not Happy
Nordhagen Beach - Following an ESAU watch party at Red Rocket Stadium, there was some bitterness in the Party Boys' 5-4 loss to Finch Farm.
This morning, dozens of flyers were found littering Nordhagen Beach's sands outside the same restaurant where an all-night party lit up the beach.
The anger of the Nordhagen Beach fans seems to begin and end with newly acquired pitcher Kevin Containment who blew his third save attempt of the season, plummeting the Party Boys to two games into last place at 10-16. Had Containment contained those games, the Party Boys would be in much better shape at 13-13 and only be two games out of first.
Finch Farm, who won the game, is now 2-0 in this series against the Party Boys, making their division difference six games. The Four Leafs are 16-10 heading into tonight's Game 3 matchup.
Our correspondent acquired one of the flyers, which we have published below. We have no knowledge if the reward is legitimate, but we are looking into it.