I swear... Over the off-season I'm going to have a talk with that worthless manager of the Chicopee Braves and see how he feels about me injecting his players with anabolic steroids and/or human growth hormone on weekends. I'm sorry. I don't care who knows. As far as I'm aware, there is no mandatory drug screening program in your current Collective Bargaining Agreement.
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"I'm on the side that's always lost against the side of Heaven. I'm on the side of snake-eyes tossed against the side of seven" - Leonard Cohen "The Captain"
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