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Originally Posted by Bottom Of The Sixth
Hey Jason, I hate to burst your bubble this early into the new season however, there is no number one draft choice slot when finishing dead last in your whole league, as Hooterville found out the hard way last season. We finished with a 48-114 record.
Bet you can't beat that one! 
Also, it may be worth it to check and make sure that your equipment manger isn't having your team's uniforms cleaned at the same place that Hooterville has been going to for years, at the "All Washed Up" Laundromat"?
If so, then there maybe something in the soap!  |
0-9!
Keep it rollin' boys!
but hey, on those rare occasions we do get on base, we sure can steal more.... maybe they just need to steal home too, cause they sure aren't driving anything in.