Hooterville Pulls A Rabbit??
Dateline: Hooterville
Hooterville nation is dancing in the street and they have plenty of reason to do so.
A high ranking league official, who was very involved in the high profile roster addition, spoke on condition of anonymity, because they are not officially authorized to publicly speak, said that Hooterville has acquired services of a 99 Willie Mays for the unbelievable signing price of 30,000 PP from the auction house.
Willie, who last saw playing time in the Diamond League back in 2028, has been riding the pine for the last 14 seasons, and appeared "desperate" in locating a landing spot on a team that needed him and where he could be a every day player.
Stepping off the bus, Willie was greeted with the full red carpet treatment and brass band however, was rushed into service as the Haymakers have been barely staying above .500, all season long.
With this latest edition, the Haymakers are hoping that it will light a raging fire under their behinds and drive the club into winning their division, which is not too far off.
As of press time, Hooterville was sitting in 4th place and only 6 games out of 1st place in their bronze division.
Will this "magic rabbit" be what it takes for Hooterville to go all the way, or is it just a pipe dream.....time will tell.
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