Okay... Who let the zombie sit dead center for the Philadelphia A's team photo? If that dude was on the mound and it were my turn to bat, I'd refuse to get in the batter's box.
I'm sorry to suggest this after the fact, but I literally just thought of it. Do you think you could edit the team photo posts and maybe put a small text with something like "Players to Watch..." and then list like 3 people that you, the Commissioner, think could be worth paying particular attention to? It doesn't have to be their best players all the time. Chances are they're going to stand out anyway. If the team has a Captain, maybe list the team Captain too? I don't know....something like that - just to give us some names to look for? Unless that's stupid. I know I have terrible ideas all the time.
Seriously... You might want to call the local coroner or maybe the police concerning that dude on the A's. There is no way his heart is still beating.