For the love of....
Are you serious?!?!?
It's alright my brother, I don't speak for everyone but I know that I have made my share of mistakes, overlooks, screw-ups and just plain flub-ups. We obviously don't have the time for me to relate to you all my tales of woe, but safe to say that they have rivaled yours.

These events can be just as memorable (if not moreso at times) than some of our amazing moments. Later on after the "pain" has diminished, rest assured you WILL be reminded about the "No-Hitter that you didn't know about!"
Have a Great day!
Palaaemon