Interestingly, after entering the ***, re-running the scouting and setting it to 100% accuracy for our purposes here, the Seattle Mariners only have two active position players and one pitcher listed in the top ten of their respective player rankings. Kyle Seager is our top-rated position player at 6th, Shad Long, Jr comes in at 8th, and your boy, Marco Gonzales, is ranked as the 4th best hurler in the ***.
Of note… Jabari Blash who hit 33 trucks for the Tohoku Rakuten Golden Eagles in 2019 while wearing No. 69 on the back of his kit, and who is currently languishing on the free agent list, ranks 15th on the position player table.
Of course, while individual player rankings are one thing – and can be fun – ball clubs are often only as good as the sum of their parts, and, if the *** preseason predictions are any indication, ours is a fierce, deep, and well-built club that should idle its time by razing every castle on their route to *** immortality.
If nothing else, your boy, Daniel Vogelbach will come through like some puffed up Mechagodzilla at the plate… hitting trucks and chewing on Marukawa Bear Fusen Bubble Gum.