The obligatory opening day game report… our opportunity to set the tone for the season during an inconsequential game in the larger scheme of things. Our goal here is to come out like a
peak-crazy era Mike Tyson with a microphone shoved into his face.
And, on that note, we didn’t disappoint as the Mariners defeated the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters by a score of 9-4 at T-Mobile Park (soon to be renamed NTT Docomo Park – we’re still working on trying to finalize the financial terms of the agreement).
On a not-so-bright note…
Danzilla Vogelbach opened his career as an *** ballplayer with a Golden Sombrero… or maybe it’s a Golden Kabuto – not sure, will have to ask Yusei when I get a chance. Yikes – 0 for 5, 4 Ks, 4 LOB – not the line I dreamed up.