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Originally Posted by StLee
I love these!
User: Susan Boggs
School: Shaw High School
Class: French I
Teacher: Mrs. Fritterschmidt
Date: 3/17/2077
Report:
Hi, my name is Susan Boggs and I am wicked smart. Today I get to write about le roi soleil, which was the name of the one true king of France, Louis the Great Deiudonne XIV of France, French place, Europe, Eastern Hemisphere, Earth. Some say that he liked to dress like a woman, but actually he just looked that way because he had long hair and wore stockings and probably listened to rock music. Louis XIV was a playboy and had like 25 children with 9 different women. Because he outlived his children--at least the legitimate ones--it was his great grandson, Louis XV, who became king when Louis XIV died in Versailles in 1715. Thank you for reading my short report on the amazing Sun King of France.
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It's a shame that the record doesn't show what grade Mrs Fritterschmidt awarded Susan. As an ex-French teacher I would say it was a fairly accurate review and is probably worth a B. If she had mentioned that it was Chuck Beret [named after a famous kind of French headwear] who invented Baroque & Roll music around the time of Louis XIV, I might have gone to B+!
