Today in the CBO
News and Notes - Reports from around the Commonwealth
by Nat Wright-Kawolski
17 July 2299 - Quincy's Thawt Runs into a Pinkie
Quincy reliever Micahel Thawt was minding his own business near the swamps southwest of Quincy when he awoke a surprise creature: one of Suffolk County Charter School's wandering pink ghouls.
Before Thawt could retrieve his trust machete, though, the beast was upon him, slashing and biting. Thawt was able to break free, but not before he suffered multiple bites and scratches. Once he was able to retrieve his machete, he first took out the ghoul's knee before removing its head from its body.
17 July 2299 - Mutfruit North Charles Association's Hottest Hitter
It's always a thrill for fans of the team and students of the game alike when a superstar in the making shows what he's got. Joel Mutfruit, the Abernathy Adamantium 21-year-old third baseman, put himself in the spotlight last week making him the clear-cut choice for North Charles Association Player of the Week honors.
He ripped 11 hits in 19 at-bats, compiling a .579 average with 2 home runs and 3 RBIs.
Currently Mutfruit is hitting .281 and has collected 7 home runs, 41 RBIs and scored 39 times, while playing in 73 games.
17 July 2299 - Yao Guai Hose Wallcrawler Swings Hot Bat, SCA Winner
Hose Wallcrawler has the tools to stick in this league for many years. The 21-year-old shortstop of the FHE Yao Guai had a hot bat in the South Charles Association over the past seven days and won the Player of the Week honors.
Wallcrawler batted .609 with 14 hits in 23 at-bats, 2 home runs and 7 RBIs.
Wallcrawler is currently batting .282 with 15 home runs, 49 RBIs and 54 runs scored. He has 89 hits in 316 at-bats.
17 July 2299 - BNN Stats: Single-Season Records
Who holds the single-season record in the Commonwealth Baseball Organization for isolated power (ISO)?
Bryan Assman, GOOD, .3509, 2298
Will Ashfire, ATOM, .3316, 2298
Bryan Assman, GOOD, .3272, 2299
Michael Fogcrawler, NB, .3160, 2298
David Driftwood, QUIN, .3109, 2298