As amateur mathematicians everywhere know, Pi shows up in the most random places. In case of the Mets, this is also true for Pi-azza:
The Mets' bullpen has blown a potential deGrom win 31 times in his career. *
Without an ill-willed word and very calmly I will now assume my usual "Grrr, Mets!!" position.
(goes to his knees and firmly applies his jaws around the plate of the desk)
Hey, bright sides - at least deGrom worked as advertised!

Oh, yes, before I forget... **** the DH.
I see Matzie (

) had 6.1 innings of 1-hit ball and a W (glares at Mets) in his Bluebirds debut. And now we're already missing Matzie!
*Yes, I am weird. Are you new here?