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Dear Sir or Madam,
Won't you read my book? No, wait that is another letter I plan to write.....
I believe my wife may have written you a rather harsh letter last week, in which she demanded a refund on our season tickets. I would like you to know that I do not condone that letter and hope that you ignored it or will ignore it if you come across it later. I am entirely satisfied to keep my tickets for this season!
Yours respectfully,
Craig DeCrank
P.S. This is his wife, Darlene, and I am okay with you ignoring my letter, but I want you to know that it was only written at my husband's urging after the poor showing of the team in the first week. Personally, I like going to the ballpark and don't really care if the team wins or loses.
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