(watches from the big window and with bleak expression as a soaking wet Nelson Moreno throws batting practice in driving rain, underhand, and 20 feet past an equally wet pitching coach, from the Raccoons Ballpark mound, then turns around)
Quote:
Originally Posted by pgjocki
What's the over/under that the Coons will be 15 Games out by July 4th? My family is scheduling a bbq and whoever loses three bet has to hold three fireworks while Three Fingered Joe lights them.
|
I ran this by our experts, and Cristiano says that if you have really good health insurance, you should pick the under, because prosthetic claws today are naturally superior to human appendages anyway.
Oh, let's lighten up everybody - at least we're not the Aces!