[Stanley Kuppchaser]

I'm almost reluctant to tell this story on myself, but it strikes me as too rich to keep to myself. I pulled a Ryan Howard that I wanted to try as a platoon at first, but couldn't make fit onto the roster. Then I recalled that many teams go with four starters in the PT playoffs, so I figure I'd get at least a three game look at it (unless there are three lefty starters). So I moved Carl Hubbell to the bullpen, and optioned Jason Schmidt to accommodate the change. It was then I noticed, for the first time, that the divisional round doesn't start until a week after the end of the season, enabling me to just go to the top of my rotation. Gimme a break! I've only been playing this team since PT 19. Ah, the wonders of old age.