Frustrated by the legends' inability to train, Nowhere courted & signed Richie Hebner to a FA contract as a multi-position backup. The "grave digger" will be putting down his shovel for a bat this summer to help the Nowhere Men stay fresh. A much-needed lefty bat & (somewhat) capable in the field, anything he adds as a potential platoon mate with Alou will be gravy.
The move also allows for the recall of Otis Nixon as a late inning thief, defensive replacement & sparkplug. The locker room hasn't been the same since his demotion
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