I'm the first to admit that I am pretty inflexible with my batting order. The Coons tend to have Cleanup Guy, who bats cleanup, no matter what. The #4 hole is what their lineups tend to revolve around. It's Manny Fernandez right now. When Manny Fernandez needs a day off, I get confused.

(Edit: not even kidding, it's July 27 in the game, and the last time Manny batted something other than #4 was on May 17 (#3), excluding rest days.

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But then again, the Raccoons' GM only has all the voices in my head for advice, the Mets were supposed to have an actual braintrust of actual human brains for statisticalities.