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by Nat Wright-Kawolski
24 September 2299
Galleria's Rosetta on Quest to North Pole
Galleria Robotics Experts rookie catcher Blitzen Rosetta is on a quest to find his missing siblings. With his two remaining siblings, Cupid and Dancer Rosetta, the three will journey to find where the others may be. One book Rosetta was introduced to may have given him insight.
"My parents have been dead for 10 years not," Blitzen Rosetta said, "but I was taking a class to help me with my reading and I read one about a guy named Rudolph. That was my one of my brother's names. And it had my name, and my brother and sister, so I think I had more brothers and sisters and they all must be at a place called the North Pole."
Asked how he would find the place, Rosetta said that they would carry a compass and just keep walking north until they found a giant red and white pole he called a "candy cane."
"It's made of candy and that's all you have to eat at the North Pole." Rosetta said. "It will be amazing."
He did not give a timeline on when he expects to return, but he said he thought it would take "a week" to get there.
After being taken by Finch Farm in the 5th round of the 2298 Rookie Draft, Rosetta appeared in 15 games, starting 8. He his .094 on the season, hitting three doubles in 32 at bats with two runs and an RBI.