Today in the CBO
News and Notes - Reports from around the Commonwealth
by Nat Wright-Kawolski
25 September 2299
BNN Reports Ousting of Sunshine Tidings Manager Burmaster
There was not a dry eye in the Sunshine Tidings Chemists clubhouse today as word spread of Cozy Burmaster's dismissal as the team's manager.
Despite the team's recent woes, Burmaster was widely respected.
"He was a real player's manager, a real leader and mentor to so many of the guys on this club," said one player.
Another player had the same sentiment. "Man, this ain't right. I know baseball is a business, but Cozy deserved better."
When cornered by reporters looking for a statement, Chemists owner Talia McGovern only said, "I really shouldn't talk to you. Because I'm busy. And all."
There were reports that McGovern was upset that the team has not improved from the beginning. It has never finished above .500 and is one of seven teams never to make the postseason. McGovern is probably looking for a stronger personality in the next Sunshine Tidings manager.