Today in the CBO
News and Notes - Reports from around the Commonwealth
by Nat Wright-Kawolski
30 September 2299
Eastlake's Gala Accepts Position at Fallon's
Eastlake Aquaboys RF Jonah Gala (FHE) decided today that his future is not in baseball, but management at Fallon's Department Store. Today, the 29-year-old decided he would prefer to be a department manager, announcing his retirement.
In three years with the Aquaboys, Gala played in 80 games, starting 55. His career BMU stats include a .303 batting average, 14 doubles, four home runs, 35 runs, and 51 RBI.
Easy Town on High Alert after Near-Miss
Easy Town is on high alert after Easy Town Assaultrons SS Matt Stoops' fiancee, Passion Spots, was attacked while on a midnight jog. She was able to escape with minor injuries.
Local police units and Brotherhood patrols have been on alert in recent months. Easy Town had already experienced a murder situation when hitting coach Kyle Verrecchio's wife, Kay Adams-Verrecchio was found murdered earlier this year.
Easy Town mayor Kay Merchant had this to say: "We have a serial killer on the loose. We have been trying to keep it secret, but it is time for all of Easy Town to know that we have five dead women in the last 16 months. Thankfully the young woman Passion escaped being number six. But we need to shut down the town and find him. It's time. No one is leaving Easy Town as of today, visitor, citizen, or soldier."