[IanIachimoe]

after exercising a lot of patience, & the chips falling just right, the Nowhere Men are pleased to announce the acquisition of Mike Mussina & his knuckle-curve. This "promotion" will continue the NM BAL program.

His addition to the rotation will likely push Marichal to the pen.

With packs ice cold & the well dry once again, rumors of more roster moves are circulating. story developing...

*The Men would also like to thank Chet Lemon for his contributions to the team. Always a gamer, he was unfortunately squeezed out over time. "It was one of the hardest things I've done this year" said Manager Ian Iachimoe. "I grow attached to players over time, moving them is never easy".