The Nowhere Men are pleased to announce the acquisition of BAL target Craig Biggio.
While there are rumors that not all in the front office are enamored over the move, everyone surely recognizes his worth in backing up C, CF & 2B while also being a capable bat/pinch runner/sparkplug. Heavy Johnson has been carrying quite a load so having Biggo to spell both him & Piazza behind the plate may prove valuable during the dog days of summer.
"I've always liked Biggio" remarked the manager Ian Iachimoe. "the guy is a gamer".
Jason Isringhausen was an unfortunate casualty of the move & the Nowhere Men wish him the best.
"Izzy was great for us, but you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs".
