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[QUOTE=Edster007;4811901]Coney Island has welcomed Chicken Wolf to the team to bat lead off and be the everyday right fielder. To make room the Warriors have sent Ripper Collins to the reserve squad. In eleven seasons Collins hit over 300 home runs and drove in over 1,000 runs but management thought it was best to move on as the team lacked speed and was in need someone to make more contact.
Upon his retirement Collins will be inducted into the Warriors ring of honor and be presented with a lifetime supply of Nathans hotdogs and unlimited rides on the Cyclone.
...and a free glass of wine on the house, at Lenny's Clam Bar.
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