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Originally Posted by Magus978
Believe me though, the drinking has already started. I'm booing my players and they're booing me back. I'm then withholding their salaries, which only serves to make me more drunk because I'm paying them in hot dogs and beer.
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I hate to be the one who blows your hidden identity out of the water however, you don't happen by chance to be the real owner of the New York Mets?