I wish we had at least two or three healthy starting pitchers worth the oxygen, so we could stop giving away games by means of "Free-for-all" Williams.
Who is SO BAD, for the life of me I can never remember his first name. Because I only ever yell the last name of players that annoy the living crap out of me.
You know, unlike "PEEEEEEETE!!!"
Or "JEFF MCNEIL!!!"