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Jiminy-effing-eff.
Thank LORDE I'm done. (Yes, you, Ella Yelich-O'Connor. We atheists have slim pickings for oaths, I'm aware.)
That's…grotesque.
When Ellis Valentine played for the Mets, Bill James made reference to the old Richard Pryor joke, "Cocaine is [the Universe's] way of letting you know you have too much money."
Dear Uncle Stevie: that's the Universe talking in Left Field. Just hope it doesn't fall and kill somebody.
I mean, seriously.
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