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Originally Posted by Westheim
The Raccoons’ 2056 season ended on their off day before flying out to Indianapolis in the afternoon. Trent Brassfield went for a morning session of hoverboarding with some friends, one of whom had his hoverboard suddenly malfunction. Brassfield was right behind him and couldn’t stop in time, crashing into the suddenly stationary guy and was thrown off and into the nearest rack for communal cargo bikes. He got some scratches and a bloody nose, but most importantly blew out his shoulder and Luis Silva was a bit mum about how he’d treat it, but assured me that Brassfield was for sure out for the season.
I wept, and more than Brass did.
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Hoverboarding?!?!?!?!?!? This is worse than Bumgarner's ATV injury...