BNN Weekly Report
This Week in the CBO, BMU, and GBRL
by Nat Wright-Kawolski
17 July 2304
CBO All-Star Rosters Announced
The votes are tallied and the players have been chosen -- all that's left is to "Play Ball"! It's time once again for the midyear classic, where the league's premier performers come together to show their skill and talent. The All-Stars from the North Charles Association and the South Charles Association are set to tangle to determine which league is the best.
The roster for the North Charles Association is:
SP Emperry Alizm (CON) - 9-5, 3.16 ERA, 128.1 IP, 1.21 WHIP, 9.1 K/9, 3.9 WAR
SP Ugio Church (NB) - 14-2, 2.03 ERA, 146.1 IP, 1.00 WHIP, 6.2 K/9, 4.1 WAR
SP Trolley Dodge (FF) - 9-5, 3.51 ERA, 133.1 IP, 1.35 WHIP, 7.9 K/9, 3.5 WAR
SP Derek Green (FtH)* - 12-4, 2.32 ERA, 147.2 IP, 1.11 WHIP, 9.0 K/9, 5.9 WAR
SP Whip Lashley (CC) - 11-4, 2.61 ERA, 134.1 IP, 1.01 WHIP, 5.8 K/9, 3.6 WAR
SP Beachboy Nut (NB) - 11-5, 2.74 ERA, 141.0 IP, 0.99 WHIP, 7.3 K/9, 4.1 WAR
RP Trent Gentilcore (SLOG) - 2-1, 2.82 ERA, 38.1 IP, 1.12 WHIP, 3.5 K/9, 0.5 WAR
RP Drama Miller (CC) - 2-0, 1.48 ERA, 30.1 IP, 1.09 WHIP, 9.5 K/9, 0.7 WAR
RP Aaron Still (CON) - 3-1, 1.38 ERA, 39.0 IP, 1.13 WHIP, 7.4 K/9, 0.5 WAR
RP John Walden (FtH) - 1-0, 2.04 ERA, 39.2 IP, 1.03 WHIP, 5.7 K/9, 0.1 WAR
CL Cush Baker (ST)* - 1-0, 26 SV, 1.27 ERA, 42.2 IP, 1.05 WHIP, 8.0 K/9, 1.5 WAR
C Red Sone (ST) - .312/.388/.483, 269 AB, 10 HR, 139 wRC+, 3.0 WAR
C Mike Swift (NB) - .302/.371/.391, 248 AB, 4 HR, 106 wRC+, 1.9 WAR
C Biter Trout (CC)* - .342/.435/.426, 263 AB, 3 HR, 140 wRC+, 2.8 WAR
1B Chris Treestump (SAL) - .279/.384/.601, 233 AB, 20 HR, 163 wRC+, 2.5 WAR
1B Lannie Tykeson (ET)* - .363/.437/.651, 284 AB, 23 HR, 194 wRC+, 4.2 WAR
1B Zeldolph Violet (STAR) - .310/.451/.518, 274 AB, 13 HR, 162 wRC+, 3.0 WAR
2B Jumper Hayes (NB)* - .328/.398/.534, 311 AB, 10 HR, 1 SB, 153 wRC+, 4.4 WAR
3B Grool Manycaps (ABE) - .235/.336/.422, 289 AB, 10 HR, 102 wRC+, 0.8 WAR
3B Dog Prairie (ET) - .278/.391/.641, 281 AB, 28 HR, 172 wRC+, 4.5 WAR
3B Taygun Topaloglu (CC)* - .347/.412/.544, 320 AB, 13 HR, 2 SB, 160 wRC+, 4.1 WAR
SS Nick Maris (STAR)* - .295/.381/.460, 302 AB, 9 HR, 4 SB, 132 wRC+, 2.3 WAR
SS Pipe Wallcrawler (FF) - .269/.414/.490, 286 AB, 15 HR, 7 SB, 146 wRC+, 4.3 WAR
LF Dan Erb (CON) - .268/.376/.560, 284 AB, 21 HR, 2 SB, 149 wRC+, 3.0 WAR
LF Andrew Nuka (FtH)* - .317/.386/.605, 271 AB, 19 HR, 164 wRC+, 2.8 WAR
CF Ricky Ticky Laughy (ST) - .294/.383/.654, 289 AB, 27 HR, 6 SB, 175 wRC+, 4.2 WAR
CF Maxx Murtagh (NB) - .308/.391/.560, 302 AB, 16 HR, 8 SB, 157 wRC+, 3.8 WAR
CF Ben Pawlak (FtH)* - .372/.447/.590, 293 AB, 13 HR, 8 SB, 181 wRC+, 5.0 WAR
RF Jonathan Angelou (NB) - .310/.402/.620, 297 AB, 24 HR, 5 SB, 172 wRC+, 3.6 WAR
RF Orcin Cardinal (FF) - .317/.394/.637, 300 AB, 26 HR, 175 wRC+, 3.6 WAR
RF Baktu DaWell (ST) - .317/.427/.557, 287 AB, 19 HR, 1 SB, 168 wRC+, 3.1 WAR
RF Hurr Lee Reyes (LEX) - .342/.446/.553, 237 AB, 8 HR, 14 SB, 171 wRC+, 3.6 WAR
RF Babs Rooth (CC)* - .353/.432/.725, 309 AB, 29 HR, 208 wRC+, 5.5 WAR
The roster for the South Charles Association is:
SP Chris Deathclaw (JP) - 6-4, 2.27 ERA, 123.0 IP, 1.20 WHIP, 5.4 K/9, 3.7 WAR
SP Sheng Kawolski (DC) - 3-5, 3.22 ERA, 128.2 IP, 1.24 WHIP, 8.2 K/9, 4.4 WAR
SP Glenn Patnode (QUIN) - 3-1, 2.98 ERA, 60.1 IP, 1.23 WHIP, 5.8 K/9, 0.9 WAR
SP Scruffy Taguchi (ATOM)* - 8-6, 2.79 ERA, 119.1 IP, 1.19 WHIP, 7.4 K/9, 3.9 WAR
SP Chris Teddybear (JP) - 12-3, 2.72 ERA, 112.2 IP, 1.02 WHIP, 8.1 K/9, 3.0 WAR
SP Digger Vadim (JP) - 11-2, 2.16 ERA, 133.1 IP, 1.07 WHIP, 7.9 K/9, 4.2 WAR
RP Marc Pondsip (UP) - 3-0, 2.08 ERA, 39.0 IP, 1.00 WHIP, 6.7 K/9, 0.9 WAR
RP Matt Rodrigue (ATOM) - 4-1, 2.15 ERA, 50.1 IP, 1.31 WHIP, 8.4 K/9, 1.1 WAR
CL Doug Dee El (JP) - 3-5, 23 SV, 2.61 ERA, 41.1 IP, 1.11 WHIP, 8.1 K/9, 0.8 WAR
CL Andy Helium (ROX) - 3-1, 25 SV, 3.00 ERA, 36.0 IP, 1.25 WHIP, 7.8 K/9, 0.9 WAR
CL Josh Samm (DC)* - 6-3, 19 SV, 2.92 ERA, 37.0 IP, 0.95 WHIP, 8.3 K/9, 1.0 WAR
C Ayag Mour (JP) - .288/.351/.462, 264 AB, 11 HR, 120 wRC+, 2.0 WAR
C Biddy Swenson (ROX) - .274/.360/.464, 248 AB, 9 HR, 114 wRC+, 2.3 WAR
C Racky Westheim (OBE)* - .372/.429/.503, 296 AB, 6 HR, 154 wRC+, 4.5 WAR
1B Barker Cocoa (UP)* - .362/.487/.716, 271 AB, 26 HR, 224 wRC+, 5.7 WAR
1B Oren Gep (DC) - .311/.420/.564, 280 AB, 18 HR, 1 SB, 163 wRC+, 3.0 WAR
2B Diamond Ball (SI) - .308/.360/.587, 305 AB, 27 HR, 1 SB, 155 wRC+, 2.6 WAR
2B Harry Byrd (V81)* - .366/.453/.607, 290 AB, 17 HR, 6 SB, 187 wRC+, 5.2 WAR
2B Chris Recore (UP) - .304/.397/.451, 319 AB, 7 HR, 17 SB, 132 wRC+, 3.1 WAR
3B Knud Bather (V81)* - .293/.375/.514, 222 AB, 11 HR, 10 SB, 141 wRC+, 2.6 WAR (Injured)
3B Allen Bishop (DC) - .300/.369/.486, 317 AB, 14 HR, 9 SB, 131 wRC+, 3.0 WAR
3B Shane Stabb (EGR) - .329/.378/.482, 307 AB, 10 HR, 1 SB, 132 wRC+, 2.3 WAR
SS Jake Doucette (ATOM) - .306/.366/.522, 297 AB, 14 HR, 5 SB, 135 wRC+, 2.8 WAR
SS Austin Engill (UP) - .231/.330/.517, 286 AB, 21 HR, 3 SB, 126 wRC+, 3.1 WAR
SS Purple Gupta (ROX)* - .364/.450/.515, 272 AB, 7 HR, 164 wRC+, 4.7 WAR
SS Tib Shorthop (V81) - .287/.401/.460, 261 AB, 10 HR, 4 SB, 137 wRC+, 3.1 WAR
SS Hose Wallcrawler (FHE) - .265/.351/.483, 211 AB, 9 HR, 6 SB, 120 wRC+, 2.4 WAR
LF Young Goodman (ROX) - .328/.421/.638, 293 AB, 22 HR, 3 SB, 182 wRC+, 4.2 WAR
CF Earthbound Bussey (ATOM)* - .306/.363/.506, 324 AB, 12 HR, 13 SB, 132 wRC+, 2.7 WAR
CF Good Don Duck (GOOD) - .288/.341/.457, 302 AB, 11 HR, 13 SB, 115 wRC+, 1.7 WAR
CF Sharkey Lurkfodder (OBE) - .288/.361/.503, 312 AB, 14 HR, 7 SB, 131 wRC+, 2.7 WAR
RF Deerlord Fugivmee (ROX)* - .310/.410/.502, 303 AB, 7 HR, 15 SB, 150 wRC+, 3.8 WAR
RF Melon Sanderson (ATOM)* - .344/.399/.707, 294 AB, 28 HR, 2 SB, 193 wRC+, 4.5 WAR
RF Waze Waiting (DC) - .310/.383/.540, 300 AB, 20 HR, 149 wRC+, 2.6 WAR