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Old 10-05-2023, 08:09 PM   #2274
Amazin69
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To be fair, it's not hard to surpass recent Mets management.

FO—

Brodie von Hunchback. Trade all prospects, refuse to sign Zack Wheeler.

Jared Porter. SexuaI Harassment in Chicago. (Jared, I'm fairly sure 60 noes mean N-O.)

Zak Scott. Incompetent. And a DWI to boot!

Eppler. Put all the $$ into really old arms. Leave Pete unsigned. (He should have been on a 10-year deal the moment Eppler took over.)

Manager—

Callaway. Epic swoons, and also a pervert.

Voltron. BZZZZT!

Rojas. Nothing but useless platitudes. Couldn't win a division that was handed to him on a silver platter. Had FIVE regulars way below established levels.

Buck. A historic collapse (6th-worst of all-time), followed by dead-in-the-water, all year long.

One would think that better is possible.

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