[Amazin69]

State of the Mets, currently:

SP: Kodai Senga
SP: Jose Quintana
SP: Adrien Houser
SP: Sean Manaea
SP: Luis Severe-No

SP (other): Joey "46 awesome IP" Lucchesi, Jose Bútto, Tylor Megill, David Peterson (INJ)

CL: Edwin "I know it was YOU, Frankie!" Diaz
Set-up: Adam Ottavino, Back by Popular Demand!
RP: Brooks Raley, Scourge of the Homosexuals
RP: Drew Smith, the Legacy of Lucas Duda
RP: Jorge Lopez, dreaming dreams of '22

RP (others): Austin "HPB" Adams, Phil Bickford, Reed Garrett, Grant Hartwig, Max Kranick (really?), Yohan Ramirez, Sean Reid-Foley, Michael "Ka-Boom!" Tonkin, Josh Walker

C: Alvarez
reserve C: Tyler Heiney-man, who would make a fine battery with Butt-o
about as good as what comes out of Heiney-man's Butt-o: Narvaez

1B: Kingman
2B: Squirrel
SS: Francisco "30/30/34 million" Lindor
3B: Mauricio, I guess
reserve 3B: Baty
reserve reserve 3B: Vientos
reserve reserve reserve 3B: Wendle, with reservations

reserve DP guy: Zack Shortstop

down on the farm: Acuna

LF: Bader/Stewart platoon. (Note: this will probably never happen)
CF: Mr. Pointy
RF: The Broken Corpse of Starling Marte (in theory)/Tyrone Taylor (in practice)

Back to Brooklyn, kid: Alex Ramirez.

I'll let Westheim predict the record, this time. Over to you, furball!

($40 for a very generic tee? Yeesh. Everything at the7line.com is $30, pretty much. And they are rather more creative.)