Billy Eppler suspended by MLB for faking injury reports to open roster spots.
Last three Mets GMs:
Jared Porter—fired for harassing sexts. (
60 "no"s mean NO, JP!)
Zak Scott— arrested for DUI. Unclear if he also GMUI.
Eppler.
Looks like Uncle Stevie needs to upgrade his hiring practices.
OTOH, I'm almost intrigued to see what David Stearns can add to this list.