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Revised 40-man:
SP: Kodai Senga
SP: Jose Quintana
SP: Adrien Houser
SP: Sean Manaea
SP: Luis Severe-No
SP (other): Joey "46 awesome IP" Lucchesi, Jose Bútto, Tylor Megill, David Peterson (INJ)
CL: Edwin "I know it was YOU, Frankie!" Diaz
Set-up: Adam Ottavino, Back by Popular Demand!
RP: Brooks Raley, Scourge of the Homosexuals
RP: Drew Smith, the Legacy of Lucas Duda
RP: Creakin' Jake Diekman, one good year away from three more guaranteed
RP (others): Phil Bickford, Shintaro "7.18" Fujinami, Reed Garrett, Grant Hartwig, Max Kranick (really?), 2022 All-Star Jorge Lopez, Yohan Ramirez, Sean Reid-Foley, Michael "Ka-Boom!" Tonkin, Josh Walker
C: Alvarez
Incredibly Overpaid Reserve C: Narvaez
1B: Kingman
2B: Squirrel
SS: Francisco "30/30/34 million" Lindor
3B: Mauricio, I guess
reserve 3B: Baty
reserve reserve 3B: Vientos
reserve reserve reserve 3B: Wendle, with reservations
reserve DP guy: Zack Shortstop
down on the farm: Acuna
LF: Bader/Stewart platoon. (Note: this will probably never happen)
CF: Mr. Pointy
RF: The Broken Corpse of Starling Marte (in theory)/Tyrone Taylor (in practice)
Back to Brooklyn, kid: Alex Ramirez.
As my ancestors would say, Oy, gevalt
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