Gary, Ron, and Keiiiith!

Yes, tune in. You know, you want to. You can still flick it off after nine innings.
Also, the Mets always win on Opening Day! That's the law!
Regarding Peeeete, all I hear is that the Mets obviously wanna keep him (since Vientos does not seem like a replacement in anything but body temperature) and Pete is at least open to staying. What could go wrong now!?
[specter of Scott Boras appears in the background]