Gary tells us that
Scott, Christian vs. The World has "a sprained UCLA"
(yeah, Westwood's really gone to ****…**** you, Karmella [/OT])
…and that it will be necessary to replace him in the rotation. Will it be Bútto? The Return of the Prodigill Tylor? Enquiring Fans Want to Know!
There is good news, however…The Unbeatable Joey Lucchesi cleared waivers and has been re-assigned to Syracuse. Let Joy be Unconfined.
(Shall I uncork the champagne,
Westheim, or have you already done so?)
More seriously, Michael "Ka-BOOM!" Tonkin worked his magic against Jeff McCovey, and the Mets now have the lead.
Which they have just entrusted to…0ttavi-NO. Oh, lovely. Sigh.